so i think i’ve found my soul mate:

wilde-ride:

“They know Albus Dumbledore’s coming today,” explained Remus patiently.

Both Sirius and James pouted.

“Moony, if you’re going to ruin our fun, at least have the decency to use His Majesty’s proper name,” Sirius said.

“I don’t think Albie is his proper name.”

“It may not be his actual boring name, but it is his spiritual name!” James argued, “Anyway I know he loves it, I overheard him singing that Flight of the Conchords song once. You know, the one about the dragon?”

“In a marmalade forest…” Sirius began.

“Between the make believe trees!” sang James.